My favorite four-year old boy quotes of late:
"Mommy, what is going to happen to Dad when I get big?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well when I get big there won't be any room for Daddy to sleep in your bed. You said I could only sleep in a big bed when I'm married."
"Oh honey, when you grow up you'll have your own wife. You'll have your own big bed."
"I don't know. I think you're going to need a huge bed."
"Why is that?"
"Because you have a lot of kids that are going to be getting big soon."
"Do you know God's phone number? Do you think we could give him a call later?"